Well it's official. The Vatican astronomer says so. If your an extraterrestrial and you want to be baptized the Roman Catholic Church is for you. Insanity .. or just good marketing?
Brother Guy J. Consolmagno a research astronomer and planetary scientist at the Vatican Observatory said he would baptize an alien no matter how many tentacles it has. How sweet.
http://bit.ly/aVcqG4 (Daily Mail)
http://fxn.ws/cM2CLd (Fox News)
I guess the Vatican must be running out of alter boys. Time to recruit where no man has gone before. I recommend ET run away from Brother Consolmagno if they see him coming http://bit.ly/92Xk09
Of course when news gets weird - why just stop there.
UN plans to appoint a 'space ambassador' to meet with aliens is the next clue.
http://bit.ly/b6PtC9 (National Post)
A 58-year-old Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othlan will be the planets 'space ambassador' as the world's first point of contact.
Joe Baptista the New Pirate Party Leader said "No way does this man represent me or the Human Race". The U.N. is a poor excuse for a political institution he said "It does not represent me. Nor does it represent the billions on planet Earth" nor any member of our party.
Baptista also warned the aliens not to land. "You welcomed to come on down and hover awhile to say howdy, look over the real estate" .. he said .. "but landing is strictly forbidden" he warned menacingly with a smile and a wave of his finger.
According to former NORAD official, Stanley Fulham, who's written a book about it called Challenges of Change we should get a visit this October 13th. Pirates don't freak out. Just get your cameras ready and put on your tin hats.
According to Fulham on Oct. 13, four short weeks from now, alien spacecraft will hover over all major cities in the world to warn us humans against further polluting the planet with carbon dioxide.
"Bullshit" said Baptista. "That sounds like an Al Gore wizard of Oz trick", he said. Baptista pointed out no benevolent intergalactic society would come all this way just to point out the air was bad. "If thats all they say is wrong with us they must be delusional" or "misinformed on the big picture".
"It smells like a false flag event to scare us into carbon taxes" Baptista concluded adding the insanity was Bilderberg inspired.
However if the visitations do come about Baptista did recommended intergalactic holiday merry makers deploy lots of light and sound effects. "Human beings like lights and sound" he said, "might even wake them from their current comatose state".
So ... the world is being buttered up for a red flag alert or a false flag operation. In either case it should be the best show in the world.
And speaking of show the National Press Club in Washington will be holding a meeting tomorrow to tell the press and the elite of Washington that U.S. nuclear weapons have been compromised by unidentified aerial objects a.k.a. UFOs.
Ex-military men say unknown intruders have monitored and even tampered with American nuclear missiles. Will demand USA comes clean on ET.
Thats all for now folks.
Should the Pirate Party recruit extraterrestrials in its ranks?