Does PP have any established policies on Extraterrestrials?

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Does PP have any established policies on Extraterrestrials?

NO!

Maybe it should. Remember you heard it here first folks ...

The New Pirate Party ... Extraterrestrial News for Sept 27 2010.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xonVO49wa7A

The first in a series of weirdness.

But it's officially official - the aliens are coming. The news in North America today has been an extraterrestrial cornucopia of speculation. Fox News has also reported - so obviously it must be true.

Wild eyed newscasters are laughing nervously at recent revelations both the Vatican and United Nations are preparing for a visitation from off world merry makers.

As reported earlier by us the alien story is being fast tracked at warp speeds.

Fox News reports a new U.N. Ambassador was appointed to greet ET. Astronomers will be announcing new planets in our immediate neighborhood. This was also reported by us at the New Pirate Party.

And the Vatican are getting the sheep ready for something completely different as the Popes astronomer announced he will baptize aliens if asked.

Russian news is also reporting on the National Press Club meeting today with 120 ex-military who claim nuclear missiles have been compromised by UFOs. Speculation abounds as to motives and intentions.

The main trust of these reports is to instill fear. It's 9/11 all over again with an alien twist. This is a false flag event. The aliens have been here before. No need to fear - remain calm - DON'T PANIC.

Remember - fearless leader will protect you.

Joe Baptista, Leader
New Pirate Party of Canada